Three to One Dog
See that tail wagging?
This guy thrives on one word: gamble.
Hell, he knows his opponent. Because let’s be honest, we can see it going down:
It has folded around to the Three-to-One Dog who insta shoves. The Nitty Kitty is looking down at AK suited and starts to tank.
Does he have it?
He looks like he has it.
Shit, he has it.
Nitty Kitty, proud of himself, mucks with enthusiasm.
When broadcast on ESPN the following summer, Norman Chad faints on the air. Keeping things light, Lon McEacheren informs the audience that “He truly is…the Nitty Kitty”
<cue slide guitar as they cut to commercial>